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Fan Fiction Chapter 2: The Rise of the Manson Chapter 1


My first entry to LiveJournal, go. This is a fan fiction I wrote about Muse result from trauma because of other fan fiction in the same group, poorly written and somewhat traumatic. No wonder I'm not a writer and writing is something I did many years ago, which I have no fluency. In addition there are references to personal jokes that only fans of Muse could understand. Please, I hope that at a certain part of the story, I consider her a groupie fan either, not my case nor pretend it is. Enjoy the first chapter:


- seven girls were normal. Had normal hobbies, strengths, its flaws ... But did not stand for anything extremely special. That would soon change. It was near
your day that would see Muse live, had been organizing everything to be there and watch the concert together. Sleepless nights, nerves, stomachs closed ... At last the Diaye were found in an underground station near the Vicente Calderón willing to spend long hours queuing. It was a hot day June, Madrid was more hellish than ever and that was not going to make it easier to wait to enter the concert, but all knew it would be worthwhile. First came
Amanda and did not wait long until they came Mejía, Aida, the two Saras and Hari ... and finally, as always, Paula:
- Set hours! - Exclaimed annoyed Aida-When a point is a point not to and twenty!
Other threw a reproachful look at Paula:
- Well, sorry, I fell asleep, Joe. Total still have twelve hours until you start the concert.
- These sites take the best right? - Amanda said.
- Well, well, I think that you are being a little examination ... - Moment of tension - ... mejormecallo.

arrived at the tail end. There were people waiting there since yesterday afternoon ... "Tsk, groupies sick" all thought. Surely they would end up taking best place, had trained for it for over two months, were ready to meet pogo sticks, stomping, kicking, human walls ... If needed, would come the first row to bite. After a few hours to play asshole, dozing in the sun and do some sessions muser heart (which was degenerating Museros hormone as the day wore on), the queue started moving. It had become huge to the point that the end was hardly visible from where they were. As they approached the door, their hearts beat faster by the emotion and nerves, they knew they were going to do something big. Rushed up front to get around and saw how quickly the stadium was filling up. There were no picked the wrong place, but it would improve when I started the opening act. Try to be all together, but knew it was very complicated, so they had agreed that the one left behind ... be left behind. In case you had missed out on leaving the concert.

Finally came the opening act! These were great ... mind unknown and hit anything with Muse. In fact not even remember his name when he said ... who cares, it was not for those who wanted to see. They ended their actuacióny the time that passed between that ended the opening act and began the real concert was eternal ... Then the lights dimmed and the buildings that graced the stage began to glow with silhouettes of little men up and then falling slowly ... and dropped the curtains that covered. There was Matt, Chris and Dom .. The crowd went crazy as it sounded Uprising, Matt looked like a small child playing with the laser and the images that appear on the screen alternating with the lyrics of the song were amazing . As always, Muse gave a spectacular concert and did not disappoint. The girls got placed in the front row, the training was worthwhile and they were all together enjoying it and giving it everything. They sounded some of the best known songs and indispensable in every concert of Muse, but also had booked surprises like Dead Star, Space Dementia or Glorious. Then something strange began to happen, first to Sarah. Bliss when they were playing, I swear it, Matt just looked at him and then saw its reflection in the Mirror Manson. The same thing happened to Amanda during Citizen Erased, to Ida for Dead Star, Paula for Space Dementia, Hari for Butterflies and Hurricanes, Sarah for Exo-Politics and Mejía during Apocalypse Please ... I just commented out:
- Girls ... - Sara said - something strange happened to me .. Just for Bliss've seen my picture came out clearly as the Manson ...
They were silent until he spoke Hari:
- I have not seen your image at Manson, but I have seen my fair while playing Butterflies and Hurricanes. And Matt looked at me!
- Do not get excited, that I too looked at me - said Sarah.
- Maybe we should discuss this later. Now we have to go see if we're lucky and catch him for us to sign an autograph or something .. - Mejía sentenced.

could not believe what they were waiting at the bus of the group when they appeared and as they are nice people, they stopped to sign and take the odd photo. For a moment they stood looking at them intently and then Dom went to one of the pipes that accompanied them and said something to him while watching them. The pipe went to the girls and, as discreetly as he could, gave them some little cards while Chris, Matt and Dom were removed the bus. They looked at each other the disbelief and read what it said: Nightclub The Turroneo, VIP pass. At the gate. Dined rather quickly and ran toward the club where they did take up a private room. It was very spacious and elegant and just heard the buzz was out there, had mounted his own party, much quieter. They hoped relaxed (Matt, into everything that could be relaxed) in a black armchairs. Dom then rose to receive:
- Welcome - spoke perfect English, to the surprise of them - what are you doing?
had a charming smile that outshone the rest of his face as if by the Cheshire Cat himself. This is not to say it was the only pretty thing she had, her blond hair and innocent eyes, hiding his famous mischief, also were attractive. Matt's eyes cut the breath, were even more impressive in person, and seemed to be fiddling with something, who knows what. He was agile fingers and infinite in the mind aroused by all sorts of fantasies. Chris continually changing position on the couch, always laughing in any horseplay that Matt said. Maybe not the most popular of the three, but even he looked attractive at the moment. Aida was the only one that answered the question of Dom, the others looked on with an open mouth holding back so as not to pounce upon them:
- Es .. is .. 're bi .. bi .. well ... More than good ...
- Do not be nervous, do not have it be - accompanied them to their seats - will you drink? Each
settled down and ordered something to drink. Tom Kirk and Morgan remained outside with a drink. From time to time Morgan was snuggled up to a girl who was around and danced with her. Yet the music was not too high, so you could clearly hear Matt when he began to speak:
- I hope you enjoyed the concert. - The girls nodded - I gustawía go to grain and do not have much time. Surely you because you have twaído pweguntaréis here. I do not know if you noticed that your reflexes appeared concert in Miwor Manson ... I may seem extwaño, but that's because you are the chosen.
- "The what?? - Asked in unison.
- Maybe you should explain everything from the beginning, Matt.
- Leave Chris, and I explain it has a habit of leaving every half ... Absurd rumors you have heard about that if we are aliens and stuff ... Therefore may not be so foolish. We are not of Teingmouth is not just a story invented a lid. Cydonia come from, where we have been sent to fetch you and take you there with us. Once we get ... Masy
not stand Paula laughed.
- jajajajajajajajajaj You are the milk, seriously, what are you going? Is this a hidden camera? Who are you?
- We are Matt, Dom and Chris, members of Muse.
- Y.. Can we know how to learn to speak English so well? - Asked Hari.
- We have come more than once to Spain and say ... given us very good at languages - Matt laughed.
- Not for nothing, but do not you think that here there are girls too young to be your "loving"? Not really I had for perverts ... - Sarah seemed upset.
- In Cydonia no age - said Chris. Sara
seemed quite happy with the idea:
- I do not care! I'll go with you!
- Me too! But Dom is to me - said Mejía.
- To me this seems absurd to me, you're scaring me a lot. I'm outta here.
But the moment in which Aida rose again had to sit on the couch. The girls began to feel lightheaded. Dom said:
- Sorry, we had to drogaros not be angry with us, we do not mean any harm. It is vital that you come to Cydonia.
And everything went black.

woke when the ship that had arrived in Cydonia. It was certainly a beautiful place. The sky was always dark like night and yet there was always light. Contrary to what might be expect from an alien, the inhabitants of Cydonia had a completely human. They wore flashy clothes, the truth is that had a dubious taste in dress, matching colors. The ground was a red clay color and the air was fresh, it did neither hot nor cold, the perfect temperature and apparently remained so throughout the year. The received with a great banquet, a party was epic and they were seduced by the charm of Cydonia. It was an amazing place, away from problems and concerns, would also always close to their previously platonic love. And then came the moment that never could imagine that llegaríaa occur:
- Wait, wait - Amanda went to Chris - No offense ... but you have a reputation for being very ... fertile. Finally, four children ... that scares too. The truth is that I think the last thing I would like at this point is to get pregnant.
- Do not worry Amanda, there is no risk. I'm not so fertile ... Moreover, the process of creating Cydonianos children is very complicated. I already told you it's all a front. These children were not my children, and Kelly, of course, does not exist.
- Al igual que Gaia o Jessica - aclaró Dom.
- De hecho, Gaia ewa un paisano Cydoniano al que le cambiamos de apawencia. Por suerte solo tenía que apawecer con él en alguna foto y nada más...
No se entretuvieron más y comenzaron con lo que ya hace rato tenían ganas. Eran siete chicas para tres, pero aún así en ningún momento se vieron fatigados. Eran unos auténticos toros y hubo de todos para todas.
Se fueron turnando con cada uno, primero le tocó a Aida después de un reñido sorteo, después a Sara, luego Meii, Hari, Paula, Amanda and Sarah. Matt was very romantic, he loved to kiss and fondle, was very careful and skillful. He knew exactly how, where and what he must do to meet a girl. Dom on the other hand was very spirited, much wilder, but equally careful. As a real leopard prey dominating all out like a cloud after being with him. Chris was more classical than the other two, yet he felt that he was no amateur in this field, not disappointed at all. The night could not have been better ...

However, while all were happy in Cydonia, some more than others, in the trunk of the ship was a general discontent. No, not had anyone not locked in the trunk ... The discontent came from the instruments, which strangely came to life when their owners were not. The first to speak was the Manson Glitter:
- This is unbelievable! They then frolicking with groupies and forgotten us here ... After treat us ..
- You're always complaining, Glitter. Since a bit tired - said Chris Low.
The Glitter looked thoughtful for a while:
- You're right .. it is time to do something ... This can not go on like this! I'm sick of that bastard Matt fingered me and I rub against ... parts - said upset - then shoot me on the floor .. Is this how you show me appreciation? I feel humiliated! And sure I am not alone. You still have luck, but sure the other Manson bateríay are in my same situation.
- lucky? Best not tell you how I treated after the concerts!
- Well then join the cause, brother. Now others are asleep, but when we bring to the Board of the instruments we will meet and carried our ... revenge.
A cruel and shrill laughter rang through the ship.

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